Something to break the monotony

Special edition with some Chuck Norris facts to follow on from our visit to his Hollywood star...

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday.¨

Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and he shits out masterpieces.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair.

Chuck Norris beat up MacGyver using only a paper clip, a rubber band, and a pinecone.

Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are secretly married. Norris wears the pants.

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